Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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