last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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