i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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