Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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