You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
there is glitter all over my balls
The air taste purple.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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