chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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