and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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