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(315): View more from New York

she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two

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(702): View more from Nevada

So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.

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(979): View more from Texas

Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

IT'S PERFEFT

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... what?

(605): View more from South Dakota

HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.

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