I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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