You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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