It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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