If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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