he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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