Can Purell be used as lube?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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