i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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