HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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