so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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