Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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