Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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