It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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