shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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