She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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