i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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