ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if only i could text you this smell
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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