I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
then he tried to convert me to islam
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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