How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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