Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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