I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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