It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Non-Jews are for practice
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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