I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
How's your threesome situation going?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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