I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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