what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
4 words: hood of his car
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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