I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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