If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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