Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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