No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Be still, my beating vagina.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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