Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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