Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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