hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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