I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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