She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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