butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
