Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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