Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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