That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
In America we eat man semen.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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