that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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