Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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