he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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