Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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