even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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