So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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