It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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