You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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