Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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