Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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